Your AI family office · in private beta

A family office
in your pocket.

Six tiny AI helpers run your money the boring, statistically-correct way. Vera, your CIO, tells you what's worth knowing — in plain English. No jargon, no commissions, no charts that pretend to be art.

See how it works
$3.20/mo · flat feeSEC-registered fiduciary30-second setup
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Good morning! Your piggy got $847 fatter this week. Three things want your yes-or-no.
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Built with $50 in mind, not $50M.
Index funds, treasuries, a sliver of crypto.
You always have the final say.
HOW IT WORKS

Three things happen every day.
You read one of them.

01

The team works overnight

Rumi reads 47 reports. Sage rebalances drift. Roan stress-tests the lot. Cleo sits on her hooves unless crypto wakes up. You sleep.

02

Vera writes you a hello

Every morning, one short note. “Your piggy got fatter. Three small things want your yes-or-no. The rest is sorted.” That's it.

03

You tap yes or no

For the moves worth your attention. Everything under your guard rails happens automatically. You stay in charge without staying glued to a screen.

MEET THE TEAM

Six little helpers. Each one does exactly one job.

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Vera
Your CIO
Talks to you. Pulls in the team when she needs them.
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Rumi
Research
Reads the news so you don't have to. Spots ideas.
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Sage
Stocks
Buys and sells your shares. Quietly.
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Cleo
Crypto
Watches your coins. Even on the weekend.
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Roan
Risk
Says no when things look dicey. The team's grown-up.
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Remy
Reporter
Writes your monthly recap in plain English.
You only ever chat with Vera. She pulls in the others when she needs them — and shows you who said what.
PRICING

One price. Flat. Honest.

No assets-under-management fee siphoning off your gains. No commissions per trade. We charge the cost of a sandwich, you keep the upside.

Family
$14/mo
Or $140/year. Cancel anytime.
  • All six agents working for you
  • Unlimited trades · zero commission
  • Tax-loss harvesting · saves ~$1,800/yr typical
  • Monthly letter from Remy
  • Paper trading mode for practice
  • SEC-registered fiduciary · we sit on your side of the table
No card needed for paper mode.

Ready to bring home the bacon?

Set up takes 30 seconds. You'll be in paper mode by default, so you can poke around without risking a cent.